Archive for February, 2010

Epic Breaks Soundtrack – Hybrid produce just about the biggest, most theatrical dance music known to man. Listening to a Hybrid track at a party you half expect the crowd to stop what they’re doing and applaud the music like an enormous,cinematic opus has spectacularly been performed in front of their gurning chops. And in [...]

This is the last recorded image of Meat Katie before he escaped from a maximum security school canteen. Shortly after this press photograph was taken Mr Katie staged a daring escape that left 3 dinner ladies dead and a head teacher with a spork wedged in his eye. He was last seen making good his [...]

Stunning dubstep vocal – A refreshing departure from the usual Fabric CD’s the Dbridge and Instra:mental mix on Fabriclive 50 plumbs the depths of downtempo DnB and dubstep to tremendous,atmospheric effect.  This reworking of the Meleka “Go” accapella equisitely layers the close vocal with double-tracking and frugal use of autotune to create a dense, flowing, harmony. Less [...]

Black Van – Yearning

23, Feb 2010

Stripped-back,soulful disco Disco tracks go on FOREVER : Building and breaking. Breaking then building. Occaisionally smacking your arse . DJ’s end up playing the entire length of a disco tune allegedly to lock you into the groove , but it’s more likely that they’re just shit at beatmatching. Black Van are Kris Menace and KoweSix and [...]

Diva Glitch-Hop – It was one of THOSE weekends. By sunday evening our clothes didn’t fit any more, waistlines had reduced somewhat -The disco diet in full effect.  At some point on Saturday i managed to pick up a can of what I though was deoderant and spray it on my filthy pits, only to discover it was [...]

If you’re not from England, you might not really get this. 99 Gunshot Lane Ess Double You BANG!

Lush Downtempo Breaks: When not murdering Eastern European bob sleigh enthusiasts, Canada seems to be crunking out a steady run of  talented new producers. The debut album from Soundprank is a strong release that competently traverses ambient, downtempo and proggy house without spreading itself too thin. Now,the attention span of the typical blog browser is [...]

Tidy Disco Bumper: Props go to Disco Dust for bringing this squeaker to a wider audience. Sean Roman is certainly the darling of  blog-o-planet this morning and you’re more than capable of reading proper editorial about this artist on the big sites, so go there and do that. On a normal day at Loudat you [...]

Amazing Breaks Collaboration: If you’re not excited at the thought of a Streets, DJ Zinc AND Stanton Warriors cluster fuck then you could well be clinically dead. Gentlemen you should be thickening up in anticipation of such a collaboration. Ladies you should be foaming at the gusset and emailing naked photos of yourself directly to [...]

Thumping disco mince – It even sounds French. A gaggle of honking 4×4 driving mums gathered near by to verbally  joust about how each of their little screaming meatbags was better than the others at swimming. Awful New Mum 1 “oh, well you should have SEEN Joshua – he swam the whole width of the pool..it [...]

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