Bent- Always (Mighty Mouse Remix) 2

Back in the late 90′s Nottingham duo Simon Mills & Nail Tolliday teamed up as Bent and turned in “Always” one of the most gorgeous slices of electronic music of the decade. Sampling the haunting vocal from  ”Always In My Heart” by the Greek singer Nana Mouskouri – this track has followed me like a shadow for years, delicate memories hanging from it’s silhouette.  Here Mighty Mouse turns in a warm, spacey house refix to swerve to.

“Just before I go to sleep

There’s a rendez-vous I keep

And, my darling, till we do

You are always in my heart”

Bent- Always (Mighty Mouse Remix)

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Video Club – Lost Time 0

Italo Wave Disco – Not so long ago I spotted a fellow strutting through London like a smug peacock . He was wearing skin tight jeans, winkle picker boots and a  tight white t-shirt that had printed on it massive,black font  “I’m Italian” – and I thought- “I bet you fucking are”

Video Club – Lost Time

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Blackout Crew – Put a Donk On It – Britsh Sign Language 1

You may not be familiar with the musical genre of “Donk”  Essentially it’s s hard house for spastics that surfaced from the shallow end of the gene pool in the North Of England. You can watch a whole documentary (Nay..DONKumentary ) about the phenomenon over at VBS, it’s fucking hilarious – watch it.

Here is the track ” Put A Donk On It” that brought Blackout Crew-  the leading lights of Donk- to UK wide recognition. Or at least to little pricks with mobile phone speakers on full twat.

More to the point – watch the uber-enthusiastic Sign Language translation from the lady in the corner of the screen. She’s a fucking STAR, definitely want her at my parties.

Sasha – Expander (Phantom Beats Hybrid Boot) 0

Prog Classic Retweak – Matt Phantom has the second largest collection of plush Pokemon toys in the western hemisphere. An avid collector of the stuffed Anime toys for over a decade his penchant for soft,cuddly japanese toys has cost him approximately £43,000, 2 marriages and a semi-detached house.

He has a plot most horrid to bump off this bullying victim who pipped him to the post for accolade of the largest collection of completely pointless shit. Sasha – Expander (Phantom Beats Hybrid Boot)

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Afghan Headspin Vs Cut La Roc – Got To Get Some 0

Enormous Breaks Drop- She’d had enough, Mrs La Roc was sick of her husbands loutish behaviour. This was the third time time in as many weeks he had staggered in drunk in the early hours, shat in the closet and tumbled on top of her with his limp, indifferent cock protruding hopelessly from his flies.
She grabbed him by the collar, manhandled him over the landing and kicked his arse down the stairs and into the front garden where he would spend the rest of the night unconsious on the lawn.

In the morning, for reasons unknown Cut La Roc had this press shot taken and then had to spend the rest of the morning breaking into his own house with his pants full of Guinness slurry.

Afghan Headspin Vs Cut La Roc – Got To Get Some – Rocstar  by  Afghan Headspin

Sphinx – Collision 2

Italo Disco Classic -When googling around for the cover art for Sphinx-Collision, up cropped this gaggle of cunt ends.  Whether or not these actually are the member of Sphinx remains to be seen but it looks as though they might all be carrying flick combs and an acute case of the galloping cock rot.

Sphinx – Collision

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Dub Pistols – Ganja (Ben and Lex’s High and Dry Remix) 2

Raggamuffin breaks Rodney P raps almost exclusively about breasts , boasting and cannabis. Seriously, check him out. Fair play he is pretty good at it.ere the crazy bal’head London rapper breaks from tradition and features on the Dub Pistols track called “Ganja” whatever that is. But more to the point NuBreaks legends Ben and Lex are on the buttons and smash several shades of shit of the original and turn a honking, balls out chunk of breaks.

Luke Vibert – Mate Tron 0

Electro Nuts in every bite – this totally by passed Loudat. My apologies Mr Vibert, perhaps I could fetch you your slippers, walk your dog, polish your wife?

Luke Vibert – Mate Tron

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KLF – The Manual (how to have a number one the easy way) 1

Legendary guide book on how to succeed in the music industry from the Justified Ancients Of Mu-Mu.

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“Firstly, you must be skint and on the dole. Anybody with a proper job or tied up with full time education will not have the time to devote to see it through… Being on the dole gives you a clearer perspective on how much of society is run… having no money sharpens the wits. Forces you never to make the wrong decision. There is no safety net to catch you when you fall.”

“If you are already a musician stop playing your instrument. Even better, sell the junk.”

KLF The Manual

Mirage – Woman 1

Classic Vocal Italo – This music is as gay as it’s always been. Crazy Italians singing in broken English about spaceships while butch men in moustaches poke at analogue synths. Top hole. Check back in a week or so for the second installment of the Cosmic Club re-releases.

Mirage – Woman

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