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Noiz – Slashback
31, May 2010Rolling Breakbeat Roughness – Those Bloody Israelis. It’s a bank holiday and they go and balls up a relaxed day at work by blowing the shit out of an aid flotilla bound for Palestine. As if the continued oppression and iron fisted rule of a displaced people wasn’t enough, bastard Israel goes and screws my [...]
- In: Breaks
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs – Blood Pressure
28, May 2010Two-Year Old Toddler Smokes Cigarettes – Watch more Funny Videos Huge Ragga Party Bass Just how fucking cool is this kid!? This smoking toddler is awesome, I want him at my parties. He can sit on a barstool and greet people at the door. He’ll be brandishing a semi-automatic weapon and can dispense unwanted guests [...]
Alphabeat – The Spell (Drums Of Death Remix)
27, May 2010The asinine warblings of Alphabeat generally do my fucking swede in. They look and sound like Rod, Jane and Freddy from Playschool But fear not, gentle readers. Drums of Death get on the dials and smashes up those Danish guff-vendors with a 2-step garage rerub. G4U Alphabeat – The Spell (Drums Of Death Remix) by [...]
- In: garage
- Tags: 2-step, alphabeat, drums of death, garage
Digitizer – Computer Controlled (Electro Machine)
27, May 2010Can you hear that? All stripped back,bubbling machine-funk? At no point does it get dirty, or filthy or get dressed up to go to Ministry Of Fucking Sound. It doesn’t have an asymmetric fringe or wear white,canvas shoes or piss around with eye shadow. It’s proper Electro and you can guarantee it will get precisely [...]
- In: Electro
Fabric to close?
26, May 2010Well bugger. If this is true it sucks satans scaly cock does it not? Recent tweets from Ben Watt (of Buzzing Fly fame) suggest it’s all gone the way of the pear for London’s gurn factory. Peep the tweet: musicweek now asking me for more fabric info, saying their contacts aren’t answering phone or emailabout [...]
- In: Uncategorized
Flight Facilities – Crave You – Cassian Remix
26, May 2010Disco Funk Dopeness – That was it, that was the UK summer 2010. Zap. Three days of glorious sunshine and all we did was moan that it was too “too fakkin ‘ot” So it’s back to tupperware skies, football hooliganism and kids raping one another. I’m late to the party with this but In an [...]
- In: Disco
- Tags: cassian, flight facilities
A couple of years back while I was waiting for a flight to Sweden I spotted a bunch of people at the check in queue who were all festival grade cunted. Immediately identifying them as my kind of people I got chatting. Turns out they were on their way to the wedding of one Ms.Neneh Cherry. She [...]
- In: Uncategorized
Mochipet – Devo Whipits – Nitrous Mix
25, May 2010Dub/Glitch Devo Twister – Anyone that’s abused inhalational anaethstics will totally get this track – it sounds like your head is leaking. You know why your ears go all squeaky when you huff gas? Because the nitrous-oxide escapes through your fucking ears. True dat. It was an Englishman named Joseph Priestley who dedicated his life [...]
Blawan – Fram
24, May 2010Trippy Dubstep via Hessle Audio – Toddlers who have pierced ears might as well be carry a placard emblazoned with the words “Spay Me” If you happen to grunt out a screaming meat-pillow of a child and then before it can sit upright adorn the gurgling miscreant with jewellery, you’re a twat. A massively dense [...]
- In: dubstep
The Holy Ghost Hokey-Cokey
22, May 2010As if we really need it – irrefutable evidence that Christianity is a massive pile of bollocks. Witness a bunch of bat-shit crazy God Botherers sing the Hokey-Pokey (or Hokey Cokey if you’re speaking The Queens) to summon the healing powers of Jesus Christ. No fucking joke, Shaking it all about to unleash miracles. Check [...]
- In: Uncategorized
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