Ah, the classic “Danger Mouse” trick. There was a much loved British cartoon that managed to stretch out it’s budget by just animating eyes in the dark. Whenever the purse strings were tight Dangermouse would end up in a basement for a minute or so and save the animators loads of effort. Chromeo rock out [...]
SHOE GAZE TECHNO – So what was it that attracted to the sport of Speed Walking? “Well, you know running just seems like such hard work” Excuse me – exactly what kind of cunt are you ? Of all the sports in the world, of which there are MANY, what on earth would attract any sane human [...]
ITALO ELECTRO CAMP UP – Ooh a shameless camp and twirling Tiga refix to bung in your shell-likes. Stick this on and soon you’ll be whooping and spinning around like a demented bum-loving dervish. Gaaaaay.
DOPE DIZZY DUBS – The purchasing of baked goods on the way to work is my reality benchmark of just how cunted I still am after a messy weekend. Answer: Monumentally. You know you’ve had fun when you go to the shop on a monday morning and openly sob at the meat counter. My rapid [...]
That dude looks familiar. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Purpl Pop -The Way
NARCOTIC HEADS DOWN HOUSE – Androgynous Canadian electro darling Tiga gets a reworking from Motor City Drum Ensemble. MCDE knocks out the finest dubbed out house grooves. A couple of times recently I’ve caught myself wiggling along to one of his tracks and totally missed the fact that I’m responsible for putting the next record on. Shit. [...]
100 BPM BREAKS FATNESS – Whenever the press deals with the topic of obesity the editorial content is invariably accompanied with long lense shots of fat people from the shoulders down.Ill fitted sea-cows shuffling around town with shopping bags full of full of Tesco Value Grease Pies cleched in their fat, sausage fists. Their pudgy [...]
CREATED RAP MUSIC CUZ I NEVER DUG DISCO Usually attributed to Chuck D of Public Enemy, this lyric came from Tommy Boy records one-hit-wonder 4-Ever Fresh. Picked up and sampled by DeeJay Punk Roc on Far Out (one of THE best electro tracks of all fucking time I’ll have you know) I spent forever hunting [...]
PEAK TIME FUNK-BREAKS – Dance music has managed to circumvent the quality control imposed upon it and largely to it’s detriment. Between your ears and the producers studio there stood a series of check points that would consign shit music to the bin well before the dub plates were ran off. First the label boss, [...]
ELECTRO BREAKS – Being unable to find any remotely interesting press shots or personal pics to accompany this terse electro operation here is a picture of A FUCKING MASSIVE SHIP! Look at the size of that bloody thing, lets not dick about – that is one large bastard of a boat. Imagine it laden with [...]
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