Archive for December, 2010

Biggest party night of the year and what have I got planned? A sensible meal at a posh restaurant with some good friends. You should really bow down before my overwhelming boogie stamina and drug taking capacity. But while you’re  scrumming for extortionately priced drinks ( ladies you’ll be in the queue for the bogs) [...]

MONSTROUS BREAKS KNOCKOUT- forthcoming from the Funkatech camp: a  self aware breaks track of colossal proportions that staggers, belches and rolls onto into the ring like a drunk street brawler.“I could have been a fucking contender!” slurs Breaks, shaking an angry fist at lithe and rippling physique of Dubstep. The “Year Of Nu Skool  Breaks” [...]

DYNAMITE REMIX -When someone approaches me pushing a genre of music that sounds more like a character from a children’s TV puppet show I’m understandably concerned. There are so many genres and sub-genres of music it’s easier to dismiss all of them an divide them into “good music”, “bad music” and “Music with guitars in [...]

JW & Blaze – Palance

29, Dec 2010

SOCA JUMP UP Dance music isn’t really tickling my balls this evening so I’m digging my way through the links to find anything of interest and KAPOW ,some mad as all fuckery Soca complete with low budget video! For the uninitiated Soca is SOul CAlypso, the contraction of two words which seems to an etymological [...]

Onra Interview

28, Dec 2010

Lawd help me – I’m Knee deep in the re-organisation of my music collection. This once used to be a really interesting experience, shuffling massive piles of records around and reminiscing about the who,what and where of each track. I can recall precisely the location and time I purchased every single one of my records, [...]

HEAVY ROOTS RIDDIM Is that it do you think? Christmas could finally be over,have a check around and see: Is your house now full of poorly manufactured plastic gifts imported from the Shenzhen district? Is your bin bursting full of cardboard and heat-shrink packaging ? Are you considerably fatter and slower than 7 days ago [...]

PROG BREAK RIPPER The festive season has managed to totally ruin me. All commitments and routine have been sacrificed for eating dead birds and contracting awful viruses as people from around the country congregate to swap shit presents and germs. Somewhere around here I’ve got some momentum, as soon as I find the fucking thing [...]

Happy birthday ,Baby Jesus you inconvenient, fictitious cunt.

OOFT! : Make U Mine

22, Dec 2010

DEEP DISCO DOPENESS- Lordy , Christmas is just around the corner and I’ve been stone cold sober for about a fortnight. Three ciders over a game of Pictionary doesn’t quite cut it for a “Celebration” even if one of the drawings was a satanic rape scene ( the word was “Itch”) The ever reliable OOFT! [...]

BADASS DISCO FUNK – Reminiscing is just another form of depression – too much old stuff been going up here of late – looking back harking after the “good old days” etc etc. As vital as music from the past is, the future is where we should headed for a proper boner. Onra the Parisian [...]

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