Archive for November, 2011

WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT FUCKABILITY – So says soothsayer Scroobius Pip. And he’s probably right. What woman could not resist the charm and allure of such an incredible beard? Any lady would hinge herselves open for facial hair of such calibre. Laxx and Walsh set to work on “The Struggle” and rinse out what [...]

TIGHT DISCO CUT Officially in the Top 20 of Shit Artwork Sleeves of 2011 Pollyester have got Rory Philips in to clear up the mess.

LASER LASH UP – The Dancefloor hand-grenade that is “Pon De Floor” get’s a 140 breaks work our to grease up your gusset for the impending arrival of the Four Corners EP from Gold. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Download via Soundcloud

REGGAE DANCEHALL SMASH Turn on Breakfast radio in the UK and you’re subjected to Robbie Hurry-Up-And-Die-On-The-Toilet Williams or the latest smudge from the talent show cunt-cannons. In Barbados you tune in the radio before sunrise and get classic Reggae dancehall. No wonder everyone is so happy. Spice – Rude Boy Love (feat. Pinchers) [Audio clip: [...]

If you get the chance to catch Submotion Orchestra you should grab it with both hands and lightly throttle it . A 7 piece live dubstep/DnB experience to behold which is good because dubstep, lets face it, is dull as watching tin rust. Most live dubstep performances plumb the depths of bass wanking self indulgence [...]

Beyonce Fan Nails It

26, Nov 2011

Teena Marie was the protege’ of one Mister Superfreak himself, Rick James. She enjoyed a long and successful career in music before BEING KILLED BY A FUCKING PICTURE FRAME.   She was snoozing on a hotel bed when the wooden frame came loose from the wall and embedded itself her in skull.  You can’t make [...]

[Audio clip: view full post to listen] The opening track from his third album “Thought Balloon Mushroom Cloud” .  If cryptic crossword compilers could MC, they would all take notes from this chap.  The more you listen to his lyrics, the smarter they get.  Hidden patterns, acrostics, palindromes and pure comedy. Here’s a clue

SMOOTH DISCO CUT – all you need now is a vibrating, heartshaped water-bed.

WASHED UP RAVERS BACK FROM THE DEAD – having been under chemical restraint in a studio furnished only with cups of Bovril and a bag of rationed parma-violets Aquasky return to the fold with an album of tearout bass,breaks and gnarliness. As with all dance production albums you’re going to find a couple steamng turds [...]

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