Loudat Music Blog

• Uffie – MC’s Can Kiss
  Just when you think you might have run out of things to slag off in the world of dance music, Mixmag chirps up with another drugs issue. Fan-fucking-tastic. After a four year hiatus the pseudo-music fashion rag launches another investigative editorial on what’s really happening in “club-land” and unearths this staggering piece of insightful journalism: [...] […]
• Pupa Jim – I Am A Robot
  8-Bit Digital Reggae- In a Galaxy far, far away the never-to-act-outside-of -the-franchise Mark Hamell wanders into a Tatooine cafe. Young Skywalker is surrounded aliens drinking, smoking and getting hammered – in the background the famous Cantina Band pipe out John Williams future jazz. Trying to imagine what music might sound like in another time and space […]
• SHADRACK AND THE MANDEM
  Well if this isn’t just about the funniest fucking thing on the internet right now I will rub my bell end vigorously with a rusty rasp file. The punchline is right at the end so stick with it, you will be rewarded. […]
• Elite Force – Redlights and Lazers
  Just as Elite Force is taking flack for turning his back on Breaks, he spins round and plants this one right in the collective kisser and just to piss everyone off he calls it Tech-Funk. Relentless breakbeat done better than Breaks does it and then doesn’t call it Breaks. Cheeky fucker. Gold Star, Mister Force. To the Naughty [...] […]
• DeadMau5 – Faxing Berlin – Grifta Dubstep Remix
  The Raleigh Grifter was one of those items that is intrinsicly linked to the eighties.  Along with the Parker hooded jacket and Embassy Focus Points. It was an object of desire for many of the yoot dem in the Thatcher years. For what reason  remains unclear because it was actually really quite shit. It had [...] […]
• Tellefunk – Tellefunk 09
  When it comes to proper electro, Europeans shit on the Americans from an almighty height.  It’s the same formula:stripped back beats, heavy sub bass and the obligatory vocoder but just done with so much more sophistication than the yanks. Sorry ,America. Here by example Croations Tellefunk pilot a Stratofortress full of bum slurry and open [...] […]
• Surgeon – Food For Thought Mix
  Legendary Rolling Techno Do you like techno? Oh jolly good, why not let Surgeon take you merrily by the paw and join him on a wonderful adventure into the world of the hypnotic groove.As you skip with gay abandon through the blossoming fields of 909’s and feel the gentle breeze of syncopated rhythm wash across your [...] […]
• Geeneus – Raggoo
  Free dubstep riddims Oooh, moody press picture. This chap looks serious. Have we interrupted Geeneus  committing a petty crime? Perhaps he is breaking into an Austin Metro to display on the school field in front of his underage girlfriend. See how the pre-teen pregnancies billow and coo at his stunning display of dexterity and daring [...] […]
• DJ Zinc featuring Miss Dynamite – Wile Out
  Shortly after a string of successful hits Ms Dynamite tumbled from the public imagination into the obscurity of motherhood. From scintillating pop starlet to fractious,zombie mum all at the grunt of a cunt. Kapow. There was some half arsed attempt to revive her career with some unremarkable collaborations and then there was a hilarious incident [...] […]
• Gorillaz – Stylo feat Bobby Womack and Mos Def
  Gorillaz electronic plod-beat – LOUDAT Damon Albarn is the kind of person it would be fun to hate. A cheeky cockney wanker – was in a band – now does electronic stuff – fodder for the  Loudat Cannon. Sadly he comes across as quite a sincere and hard working , stand up kind of guy. Insults would [...] […]