ACID ELECTRO STEP -Through virtue of his unique and almost inexplicable influence on the dubstep community Boddika introduces bass-addicted cock jockeys to the wonders of the screaming 303. And the raw,unholy power of the relentless 808 cowbell.
What will the dubstep clone machine make of such things? Kids the world over will be scratching their wide-brimmed,baseball-capped heads wondering what the blazing fuck that noise is and why and it’s not modulating at 15hz.
GORGEOUS ELECTRO FLOW Up from the depths of the Detroit soundscapes the same chap responsible for that amazing Donell Jones remix reels up some exquisite,motor-city tech. This whole EP is a solid release and is already in its ascendency on the Juno charts. Loudat be so stoked to get his land on the digital doormat. Keep your earballs peeled for more Josh Dahlberg.
Get this on vinyl, get a nice plastic sleeve for it and file it under awesome.
Check out the Soundcloud of Josh Dahlberg and be sure to grab a DL of his rather splendid DJ mix
PITCHED DOWN RAVE To be perfectly honest I was expecting a little more from the apocalypse. Seas boiling, continents engulfed in flames, the undead walking the earth. But no. It just turned a bit windy for an afternoon and I cut my finger servicing a diesel engine. Hardly the end of days. Another brilliant idea from the people that brought you Jesus.
Building the hype for my new, shiney clubnight let me furnish you with some down tempo electro rave from Mr Vibert. Push the pitch to minus 8. Slow is the new fixie.
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ELECTROFUNK CLASSIC – holy shit look at those outfits! When I run a faceless, multinational corporation my executive board members will all be dressed like this. Good things happening here at Loudat, a weekly London club night is in the pipeline and should be smacking up the capital very soon…
80′s SLUT POP This sultry trio of gutter harridans “Vanity 6″ were the brain child of Prince. Vanity was the stage name of the front woman while the 6 referred to the total number of tits on stage. Marketing genius at work right there. Covered back in 2004 by Inaya Day the tune also featured in the strip club scene of Beverly Hills Cop. The soundtrack to which was the first recording I ever purchased. Actually I think I nicked it from Our Price.
“Billy, you know, you don’t have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That’s the whole object of this. Taggart’s dick is hard, but he won’t let you know ’cause he’s the boss. Boss’ dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain’t on duty so my dick can be hard”
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RAVE HOP – it’s worth looking again at the title of this post “Wagon Christ Laser Dick”. It’s some kind of stream-of-conciousness bollocks that might fall out of your mouth having been up for three days.
Typically while at the bar trying to look as sober possible.
“Go on, go to the bar you look normal’
“3 sambucas and a wagon christ laser dick please….”
“Sorry chaps I fucked it “
Rave stabs, bwomp bass and breakbeats. What’s not to like.
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I nearly fell out of my canoe when the lady with whom I was paddling down the River Wye casually told me her DJ name.
“Hang on You’re 10sui – as in, the producer on Botchit and Mob – you did Sit Tight ?
She replied ” Yes that’s me. Oooh Look at that Heron.”
Having spent years as a breaks nerd it was a odd turn of events to years later find myself in a small boat in Wales with a stranger who happened to produce one of my favourite tracks. And what do you know, she’s still knee deep in the music industry and has crafted this excellent DJ mix to stick in your head.
1. Mount Kimbie Maybes (Live in Berghain)
2. A1 Bassline – Shockheaded – Tighten Up Records
3. Steve Bug – A Shot in the dark – Poker Flat
4. Claude Von Stroke/Gonzales – Iam Europe (Take A Trip Rmx) – boyznoise records
5. A1 Bassline – 147 – Tighten Up Records
6. Om Unit – The Timps – Civil Music
7. Claude Von Stroke – Perculator – Cajual Records
8. Jonathan Jeremiah – Heart of Stone (Pilooski Rmx) –
9. Zinc – Nexx
10. Kele – On the Lam (Stanton Warriors Rmx)
11. Justin Martin/Ardalan – Mr Spock – Dirtybird
12. The Glimmers – U Rocked my world (Pete Herbert & Tristan Da Cunha Rmx) – Gomma Dance
13. Imagination – Just an illusion (Todd Terje/Lindstrom) – Collette
14. Claude Von Stroke – Deep Throat (Justin Martin rmx) – Dirtybird
15. Shit Robot – Simple things (Work it out) (Todd Terje rmx) – DFA
GREASY TECH CLASSIC Well Loudat is a bit tardy to the pardy with this one but quite frankly I aint give a fuck. I heard this in an East London disco that is apparently “Gay Friendly” which actually is just another way of saying “Gay As A Maypole”. It was a jolly good night out and rather flattering to be free offered blowjobs all evening. If you want to get sucked off by a load of blokes that look like Dexys Midnight Runners I know a great place. Cheeky download through the beemp3 link.
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ACID DISCO GROOVE Happened across this cracking acid disco track thanks to the Adam Freeland mix I posted last week. I’d encourage you to seek out every single track on that mix and spend your hard earned earth credits on them.
TECHNO/GARAGE COVERS – The Dirtbombs gracefully rerender the italo classic ShareVari by a ANumbeOfNames into a pranging garage rock sleaze off.Superb stuff. It recalls to mind the commendable efforts of the Williams Fairey Brass Band from England who did brass band covers of Acid House tracks - the novelty of which wore off pretty fucking quick.
