For a brief moment there I felt culturally enriched and virtuous. Then strangely aroused. Then finally I lost my fucking mind.

Save yourself whole seconds by learning to do shit quicker. On aggregate you could save yourself just enough time for one last trawl of the internet before your fun packed life is finally extinguished.

MORE FUCKED UP THAN 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP – Just about the weirdest thing I’ve ever had the good fortune to stumble across on the internet. Ever. Before their inevitable descent into the world of eating disorders , drug addiction and murdering Heath Ledger The Olsen Twins  starred in “You’re Invited To Mary-Kate and [...]

For all the high standards in UK television broadcasting we still don’t have anything of this calibre. Perhaps Youtube has killed the need for it, but I think Cable Access still offers a wealth of untapped talent. Especially the judges, what a prize winning bunch of fucktards.

One Try – Do Or Die Adam Kimmel presents: Claremont HD from adam kimmel on Vimeo.

Actually I’m pretty sure this version of film score represents the dawn of man better than the original. What better way to soundtrack the advent of the human virus than a fumbling, abrasive and discordant attempt at harmony. And, just like our hopeless existence – the only thing you can do is laugh at it.

This guy is my new hero. He is coming to my party.