Sexy Cripples On Acid 0
For a brief moment there I felt culturally enriched and virtuous. Then strangely aroused. Then finally I lost my fucking mind.
Funny
Porn For The Blind 1
Yep, I shit you not – a porn description service for the blind. Nothing could be more erotic than hearing an unenthusiastic American geek mumbling “She appears to have ejaculate all over her breasts….”
You can even contribute your very own description of any porn clip you so desire. This could be a whole world of fun. There’s a few renditions of famous clips such as 2 Girls and 1 Cup, and or course 2 Guys and 1 Horse. I got to this particularly smutty description of Big Tits Round Asses before I wanked myself deaf.
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Do Stuff Faster 0
Save yourself whole seconds by learning to do shit quicker. On aggregate you could save yourself just enough time for one last trawl of the internet before your fun packed life is finally extinguished.
The Olsen Twins And Their Pizza Loving Bitches – Gimme Pizza 2
MORE FUCKED UP THAN 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP – Just about the weirdest thing I’ve ever had the good fortune to stumble across on the internet. Ever.
Before their inevitable descent into the world of eating disorders , drug addiction and murdering Heath Ledger The Olsen Twins starred in “You’re Invited To Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Sleepover Party“.
Some years later a stoned genius slowed down one of the insipid songs featured in the movie and hey-presto!: A seriously fucking wierd piece of tweaked out psychedelia. This video needs an award of some sort. Absolute genius.
Watch the original in all its saccharine soaked awfulness right here.
“Whipped Cream Pours Like Waterfalls”
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The Olsen Twins and Their Pizza Loving Bitches – Gimme Pizza
Spastics In Rap Battle 0
For all the high standards in UK television broadcasting we still don’t have anything of this calibre.
Perhaps Youtube has killed the need for it, but I think Cable Access still offers a wealth of untapped talent. Especially the judges, what a prize winning bunch of fucktards.
Disco Godfather 0
Happy New Year – Put Your Weight On It
Double Dream Hands 0
I’ve got a ticket to Planet Rock.
2001 A Space Odyssey – A School Performance 0
Actually I’m pretty sure this version of film score represents the dawn of man better than the original.
What better way to soundtrack the advent of the human virus than a fumbling, abrasive and discordant attempt at harmony. And, just like our hopeless existence – the only thing you can do is laugh at it.
Number One Fan 0
This guy is my new hero.
He is coming to my party.