For a brief moment there I felt culturally enriched and virtuous. Then strangely aroused. Then finally I lost my fucking mind.
Yep, I shit you not – a porn description service for the blind. Nothing could be more erotic than hearing an unenthusiastic American geek mumbling “She appears to have ejaculate all over her breasts….” You can even contribute your very own description of any porn clip you so desire. This could be a whole world [...]
Save yourself whole seconds by learning to do shit quicker. On aggregate you could save yourself just enough time for one last trawl of the internet before your fun packed life is finally extinguished.
MORE FUCKED UP THAN 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP – Just about the weirdest thing I’ve ever had the good fortune to stumble across on the internet. Ever. Before their inevitable descent into the world of eating disorders , drug addiction and murdering Heath Ledger The Olsen Twins starred in “You’re Invited To Mary-Kate and [...]
For all the high standards in UK television broadcasting we still don’t have anything of this calibre. Perhaps Youtube has killed the need for it, but I think Cable Access still offers a wealth of untapped talent. Especially the judges, what a prize winning bunch of fucktards.
One Try – Do Or Die Adam Kimmel presents: Claremont HD from adam kimmel on Vimeo.
Happy New Year – Put Your Weight On It
Actually I’m pretty sure this version of film score represents the dawn of man better than the original. What better way to soundtrack the advent of the human virus than a fumbling, abrasive and discordant attempt at harmony. And, just like our hopeless existence – the only thing you can do is laugh at it.
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