FUTURE GARAGE Hot on the heels of the recent Slime Recordings incredible Basswave LP Materia takes the reigns for the labels 26th (?!) release. Sizzling futuristic production from Materia backed up with outstanding artwork - Slimes’ trademark flourish. An excellent digital package that leaves you longing for a physical release.
Future Garage? Just after tea-time dubstep? Not too distant future breakbeat? Post-ironic-event-horizon 2-step? Having long given up on taking genres seriously it’s good to see that Kraymon clears up any uncertainty on where to pigeon hole this and labels it Broken Beat. Good man. File under awesome.
The clever fucker that cut together this epic slice of VJ work has turned his hands to the lesser complicated medium of smashing tracks together. The great thing about this little mix is that once you’ve listened to it you’re pretty much up to speed with the last years glossiest productions. Go and buy every [...]
FUTURE FUTURE GARAGE – This new Powder Hill release is So fucking advanced it’s already got a hoverboard, it’s car doesn’t need roads and you can get mechanically extending baseball bats with which to batter Parkinsons sufferers. One point twenty one gigawatts of goodness.
ARTFUL DODGER RETURNS Once a hotbed of nauseating UK Garage talent Southampton was responsible for spawning Daniel Bedingfield,His sister Natasha, Craig David as well as Benny Hill (who had the best theme tune). Artful Dodger or Mark Hill to his mum , the man behind the success of Craig David deserves either to be shot [...]
FUNKY.AS.FUCK .Every now and then a tune springs out of the quagmire of mediocrity and sets a fire under my arse. Featured on the latest Fabric series DJ Mix from Ramadanman Julio Bashmore – Battle For Middle You by Le Paradoxe Animalier Read full review of Everyone Needs A Theme Tune (Original Versions) – [...]
OLD SKOOL FUTURE GARAGE ? – this is why vinyl stores went belly up, you see? So many ridiculous genres spawning and splintering that they just ran out of sleeve dividers to keep them all organised. An Old Skool Future Garage Rave would feature a crowd full of Progeria sufferers wearing white Armani gloves and [...]
LUNATIC BASS REMIX -Doorly goes to work on the Mr Scruff classic “Get A Move On” from his seminal Keep It Unreal album. Tearing up the original samples from Moondogs “Birds Lament“ mister Doorly turns in a sinus clearing, remix. MoonDog, by the way, was a mad as absolute bat-shit composer who lived on the streets [...]
8Bit RAVEMENT BASHINESS – Nowadays music genres blend, mutate and implode so fucking fast that by the time someone has managed to coin a phrase for a nascent genre it’s already completely obsolete. I’m pretty sure it’s only music journalists that bother to seek out labels for the artists they’re whoring themselves about. Hoping they’ve [...]
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