MOOMBAHTON MIA MASH The curator of the Acid Cunk series tries his skilled hand at the ridiculously titled genre of “Moombahton” and offers up this sleazy tweak of MIA and African Boy. The genre of Moombahton spawned from pitched-down Dutch house music: another brilliant idea from the people that brought you Gabba.

NEW GENRE ALERT – There comes a time in everyones lives when they realise that all hope of them ever being young is utterly shattered.  The crushing realisation that you’re just an old, cobwebbed, twat and  your dreams of being a “cool” parent have just had a backstreet abortion. You’ve seen the creeping dawn of [...]

DIPLO CUMBIAAAARGH – weird shit happens in South America. Music goes in, get’s chewed-the-fuck-up and then spat out with a sweaty payload of guns, narcotics and hot Chicas. This irresistible collision of cumbia, moombah and 90′s rave is available for DL from Annie Mac’s Soundcloud who, for the record, should replace the entire daytime rosta [...]

ANTI RIOT KICKS Just yesterday I was confronted by a group of 4 black youths who took a liking to my trainers. They cycled over to me, surrounded me and asked me where I got them and how much they were. “Forty quid off eBay. They’re fake” I replied. They all inspected my kicks and [...]

MOOMBAH SUPER BOOT – Apologies for the recent hiatus in posting but I’ve been rendered completely incapacitated buy an horrific bacterial infection. Surfing and wild swimming is all very romantic until you’re hallucinating , shivvering  like a spastic and shitting through the eye of a needle. But fear not gentle readers, normal service is being resumed. [...]

MOOBAH RAVE STAB I’m balls deep inside several tens of thousands of pounds worth of broken electronic equipment. So far I’ve managed to repair thirty five grands worth of video projector with the help of some zip-ties and a hammer. Engineering at its finest. The Moombah movement continues apace with this tidy Tigorilla refix of [...]

MOOMBAH MURDERATION LASER BASS :Taxis are a rather extravagant expense.Getting personally chauffered around the place is a luxury when it would be far more prudent to walk or cycle . As we all know recent economic pressure has been tightening its grip on the nations populous and nowhere are the effects being felt more acutely [...]