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Para One – Compute (Feat. Surkin)
22, Dec 2011TECH STORM PRESSURE Following on from the huge success of 2011′s Animal Style the forthcoming release “Compute” from Para One is already hyped to hell and back. Here’s a quick forecast of the snarling tech maelstrom…
- In: Techno
Laurent Garnier -Our Futur
27, Oct 2011EPIC FRENCH TECHNO – 9 minutes of throbbing techno from Laurent Garnier. This is one of those tunes that would melt your face in a nightclub and requires a 4 hour warm up before you could get away with playing it. Luckily the Frenchman is well adept at marathon DJ sets and would easily pull [...]
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Cari Lekebusch and Joseph Capriati – Napoli 4am
7, Oct 2011TECHNO TROUSERS Autumn seems to have only just arrived in the UK. Endless months of low cloud just smears one season into the next and now the long shadows and fresh breezes signal the coming of REALLY shit weather. But that’s okay because nightclubs exist. Nighclubs that play techno at your face until the silly [...]
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Hardfloor – Acperience – (Robert Babicz Remix)
30, Sep 2011ACID FACE MELTER Techno DJ’s! Looking for a Toilet Track? Or in fact a track which you can play, go to the toilet, have a fag, change your outfit, grab a cheeky curry and be back at the decks in time to get sucked off by a groupie and set up the next tune? Hows [...]
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Orange Muse – Oyster (John Selway Refined Remix)
23, Sep 2011TECH HOUSE BURN UP It would be tech house all the way on this blog if it was remotely entertaining to write about. The music speaks for itself but the producers come across as so anodyne and anonymous there’s very little out which to take the piss. John Selway is dead good. erm….so his music….his [...]
Ed Steele – Head Down
1, Sep 2011DEEP TECH BURNER – Fresh Out The Box head honcho Mister Ed Steele nonchalantly summons a hypnotic bass monster from the depths of his studio cache. Who knows what other happy accidents lay in the realms of his computer hard drives ? I reckon there’s a least one gay disco track, three breaks remixes and [...]
Adam Beyer – Grass Carpet
14, Jun 2011BUMPING TECHNO – Adam Beyer is forever being referred to as “The Tall Man Of Techno” . Alright he’s tall but some people are kind of sensitive about their height, who’s to say Mr Beyer doesn’t go home after a gig and, curl up into and enormous ball sob uncontrollably into his massive trousers. The [...]
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Gesaffelstein to play Exit Festival
20, May 2011Exit Festival 2011 continues it’s trajectory towards greatness with the addition of Gesaffelstein to their already ridiculous lineup. His variations EP has been caned by the big cheeses of global techno from Garnier to Alkan and more to the point his tunes have found his way into MY record collection which is all that matters [...]
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DJ Sega-The Angry Birdz Theme
9, Apr 2011This is going to drive you utterly spastic. If you can make it to the end of the song without disembowelling yourself it’ll be a fucking miracle. Free download through the soundcloud link should you be that way inclined.
The Mentalist – shit hot Techno mix
1, Apr 2011SLICK TECHNO BLEND – aaaah..DJ’ing can be the most hilarious job in the world. Last night I had the good fortune of playing at a packed gallery show after party complete with art fags, hipster twats and loads of free booze. An East London harridan howled at me for “playing old music, are you like [...]
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