Grand Master Flash is warming up for me on Sunday at the Brixton Club House for the next instalment of the “Up On Roof” all-day rooftop parties in South London. Which is nice.
Apparently his rider lists a bunch of tunes that mustn’t be played before he gets on the decks.
But seeing as I’m on after Flash I guess I can play whatever the blazing fuck I like.
Next week, Duff Disco could be getting a bollocking from the godfather of hip-hop.
Being a country mile behind with anything that doesn’t get farted out the back of a computer here’s a track that bounced out of a mates record collection from about fives years back . The opening track from Band Of Horse 2007 album Cease To Begin.
Brimming with musical talent but nobody would piss on you if you were on fire?
Perhaps you need some PR help. Why not read our guide on how to avoid being a prick in the world of digital PR.
Well then you could do worse than reading the third instalment of the garrulous and conceited “How To Get Blogged” feature here at Loudat which covers the best way to go about catching the attention of blog contributors. It’s a bit like that Digital PR guide that nobody seems to have bothered writing til now.
ESSENTIAL HOUSE CUT: LPZ catapult Body Work Records into the playlists of DJ’s the world over with this jacked up and throbbing cut from the depths of South America. “1983” takes the house hammer,arcs it confidently aloft and nails this track firmly to the dancefloor. DJ’s: don’t leave home without it
Peep Show Paddy – curator of the Disco Shed has entered the hallowed timber shack into Shed Of The Year 2012 and wouldn’t you know it it’s been short-listed for the final. The more I think about this the more fucking ridiculous this gets. This is how Paddy makes his living…Now he’s on flow with Cuprinol?!
Amazing animation video teaser for the forthcoming Benga album “Chapter 2″…
The Pharcyde – Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde – The Singles Collection
Limited Edition – Record Store Day – April 21, 2012
In honor of the 20th anniversary of The Pharcyde’s debut album, Delicious Vinyl is proud to present Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde The Singles Collection. This limited edition set will be available at your favorite record store on April 21, 2012 - Record Store Day.
Originally released in November 1992, Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde emerged at a time when gangsta rap dominated what people were hearing, seeing and buying, especially on the West Coast. The Pharcyde’s refreshing sound – lively, humorous and inventive lyrics overs lush, jazzy productions – changed hip hop’s trajectory and influenced a generation of artists. In the last twenty years, Bizarre Ride has solidified its reputation as a five-star classic, beloved by critics and fans alike.
The limited edition box set includes:
Seven 7″ records pressed on seven different colors of vinyl, housed in replica mini jackets.
A double CD package with 24 tracks featuring seven instrumentals (one previously unreleaed), five acapellas (four previously unreleased) and six remixes, plus a bonus track taken from a rare vinyl-only promo 12″ single.
A large 21″x28″ poster and 120-piece jigsaw puzzle, both featuring the album’s iconic rollercoaster cover art.
Detailed liner notes written by album producer J-Sw!ft, along with never-before-seen vintage photos of The Pharcyde.
Harlem’s finest potty mouthed-export Azealia BEEP Banks teams up with Diplo for a BEEEP track that will struggle like BEEEP to get daytime airplay anywhere in the whole of BEEP English speaking BEEP world. Cunting Fuck Yeah.
Convicted paedophile and preening Shit-Cunt mister R Kelly bows to enormous public demand and prepares to release the next instalment of his televisual opus “Trapped In The Closet”. This 22 part drama,penned by Kelly himself, is the soap-opera bastardisation of Dallas, The Good Burger and The Magic fucking Roundabout set to an equally preposterous RnB musical score.
Whether this a work of visionary genius, mind bending psychedelia or just self gratifying bum fingering on Kelly’s behalf is a hotly debated topic. What is certain is that “Trapped In The Closet” has become a highlight of mid-noughties internet memetics and looks to be resurfacing again any time soon…
Here’s the full length original. Prepare yourself.
