Breakbeat with a fuck-off machete – Elite Force has shat in his pants and you’re going to clear it up else you will suffer the wrath of his break beat fury. Or tech funk. Or Naughty Step or whatever the fuck we’re going to tag his new album with. The point is Elite Force has ruined his under crackers and due to the sheer momentum of his mighty production juggernaut it’s officially your job to service his thunder bags and booty until you can see your face in it.
Christ, imagine polishing someone’s arse to such a fine sheen you could see your own reflection in their glutes. Glute Beat. Brilliant. At some point we should mention his new album Revamped is out which you can buy here and perhaps allude to a Prodigy influence but that’s far to much like journalism. It’s all about Glute Beat. I swear I’m not gay.