If you’re in the big smoke this Saturday and fancy impressing your mates with just how-fucking-on-the-pulse you have your musical tendrils get yourself down to XOYO.
The Plump DJ’s are playing rekkids. Throw shapes and pull faces…

Plump DJs – Gobbstopper – CLIP by Plump Djs

FUTURE GARAGE Hot on the heels of the recent Slime Recordings incredible Basswave LP  Materia takes the reigns for the labels 26th (?!) release.  Sizzling futuristic production from Materia  backed up with outstanding artwork -  Slimes’ trademark flourish. An excellent digital package that leaves you longing for a physical release.

COSMIC DISCO DOPENESS - Fate is a cruel mistress. Loudat was set up with the intention of punting good music around the internet but a recent review of the site stats reveals the most popular posts is about David cunting Guetta. It was supposed to be a piss take. DJ’s shouldn’t be sponsored by Loreal. Christ.
In an effort to redress the balance here is the next smouldering release from the Bicep camp which roundly thrashes seven shades of shit out of anything to do with Guetta or his stupid fucking haircut.

ROBUST ELCTROFUNK Sing Hosannah! The next Tad Wily release has flopped onto my digital doormat. A brace of robust electrofunk tracks out now on the ever reliable Mullet Recordings. Tonk.

BEAUTIFUL INSTRUMENTAL HIP-HOP – It’s always Tea Time at Buttercup Junction round at Dereks. The prolific Mr Vincent Smith AKA Pretty Lights skips merrily across the internet offering free downloads, elaborately decorated easter eggs and freshly picked flowers. Weeeee….!
Download through the soundcloud page…. Zero points for artwork.

In frothy anticipation of a TEED album, the Choirboy-Junglist from Inspector Morse territory moistens the nations gusset with this snazzy electro wide-on.

Armed with lasers,sellotape and a good old fashioned Difference Engine Jimi Needles crafts a hectic-as-fuck 40 minute moombah workout. Grab the download and shake something.

TECHNO ANTHEM IN THE MAKING – a strobing maelstrom from the stereoscopic techno cache of Mike Huckaby. That’s your eyebrow you’re chewing there, mate.

Watch mouthy Mancunian rudeboy get torn a new one by English teacher Mark Grist. Action starts at 1:30

BEE GEES RE-EDIT And what woman wouldn’t want be loved inside out by the Bee Gees? Surely being made airtight by the Gibbs is the pinnacle of sexual conquests for any self respecting lady. It would be like getting buggered by a gang of giant chipmunks on meth. Sonically at least….

More excellent deepness from down under by the Late Night Tough Guy. For another take on this sleazy little number check the Cole Medina edit right here