Thumping disco mince – It even sounds French.
A gaggle of honking 4×4 driving mums gathered near by to verbally joust about how each of their little screaming meatbags was better than the others at swimming.
Awful New Mum 1 “oh, well you should have SEEN Joshua – he swam the whole width of the pool..it was so sweeeeet”Awful New Mum 2 “of course Oliver has been moved up to the Sharks group”Awful New Mum 3 “Harry is learning to swim with out armbands now, he’s a natural”
No shit, ladies Once ripped via C-Section from you polluted womb and thrust into a life of Gap Clothing, Macro Biotic Diets and cut throat vicarious competition your kids are going to try and swim as far as way from you horrendous females as humanly fucking possible.
Awful New Mum 3 “Harry, darling – don’t put that in your mouth”Awful New Mum 1 “Joshua doesn’t do that anymore”Awful New Mum 2 “Oliver can feed himself now- he’s so independent”