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- Uffie – MC’s Can KissJust when you think you might have run out of things to slag off in the world of dance music, Mixmag chirps up with another drugs issue. Fan-fucking-tastic. After a four year hiatus the pseudo-music fashion rag launches another investigative editorial on what’s really happening in “club-land” and unearths this staggering piece of insightful journalism: [...] […]
- Pupa Jim – I Am A Robot8-Bit Digital Reggae- In a Galaxy far, far away the never-to-act-outside-of -the-franchise Mark Hamell wanders into a Tatooine cafe. Young Skywalker is surrounded aliens drinking, smoking and getting hammered – in the background the famous Cantina Band pipe out John Williams future jazz. Trying to imagine what music might sound like in another time and space […]
- SHADRACK AND THE MANDEMWell if this isn’t just about the funniest fucking thing on the internet right now I will rub my bell end vigorously with a rusty rasp file. The punchline is right at the end so stick with it, you will be rewarded. […]
- Elite Force – Redlights and LazersJust as Elite Force is taking flack for turning his back on Breaks, he spins round and plants this one right in the collective kisser and just to piss everyone off he calls it Tech-Funk. Relentless breakbeat done better than Breaks does it and then doesn’t call it Breaks. Cheeky fucker. Gold Star, Mister Force. To the Naughty [...] […]
- DeadMau5 – Faxing Berlin – Grifta Dubstep RemixThe Raleigh Grifter was one of those items that is intrinsicly linked to the eighties. Along with the Parker hooded jacket and Embassy Focus Points. It was an object of desire for many of the yoot dem in the Thatcher years. For what reason remains unclear because it was actually really quite shit. It had [...] […]
- Tellefunk – Tellefunk 09When it comes to proper electro, Europeans shit on the Americans from an almighty height. It’s the same formula:stripped back beats, heavy sub bass and the obligatory vocoder but just done with so much more sophistication than the yanks. Sorry ,America. Here by example Croations Tellefunk pilot a Stratofortress full of bum slurry and open [...] […]
- Surgeon – Food For Thought MixLegendary Rolling Techno Do you like techno? Oh jolly good, why not let Surgeon take you merrily by the paw and join him on a wonderful adventure into the world of the hypnotic groove.As you skip with gay abandon through the blossoming fields of 909’s and feel the gentle breeze of syncopated rhythm wash across your [...] […]
- Geeneus – RaggooFree dubstep riddims Oooh, moody press picture. This chap looks serious. Have we interrupted Geeneus committing a petty crime? Perhaps he is breaking into an Austin Metro to display on the school field in front of his underage girlfriend. See how the pre-teen pregnancies billow and coo at his stunning display of dexterity and daring [...] […]
- DJ Zinc featuring Miss Dynamite – Wile OutShortly after a string of successful hits Ms Dynamite tumbled from the public imagination into the obscurity of motherhood. From scintillating pop starlet to fractious,zombie mum all at the grunt of a cunt. Kapow. There was some half arsed attempt to revive her career with some unremarkable collaborations and then there was a hilarious incident [...] […]
- Gorillaz – Stylo feat Bobby Womack and Mos DefGorillaz electronic plod-beat – LOUDAT Damon Albarn is the kind of person it would be fun to hate. A cheeky cockney wanker – was in a band – now does electronic stuff – fodder for the Loudat Cannon. Sadly he comes across as quite a sincere and hard working , stand up kind of guy. Insults would [...] […]
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Datsik – Retreat – Elite Force Remix
9 Feb2010
Killer Breaks/ Dubstep- All over the world brains are turning to soup and steadily tricking from the collective nasal cavaties of the dubstep cognescenti. Hmmmm….It’s a breaks track (hey-that’s not cool) but then someone shuffles the kick drums around and OHMYFUCKINGGAWD it’s a dubstep track! Quickly – FAKKIN’ WELL BLOG IT.
Elite Force managed to ride the crest of the breakbeat wave for a good few years until all of a sudden the surf went flat and blown out. Elite Force merrily fucked off to produce (more) house and tech stuff leaving the Breaks Fraternity trashing around in the bootleg brine. Haha! Gotta laugh.
Here Mister Force smashes seven shades of shit out Datsik and proves himself plenty more than capable of blurring the boundaries between perpetually refining dance music genres.
Brock out to the sound of Naughty-Step.
- In: Uncategorized| breakbeat| dubstep
Uffie – MC’s Can Kiss
8 Feb2010
Just when you think you might have run out of things to slag off in the world of dance music, Mixmag chirps up with another drugs issue. Fan-fucking-tastic. After a four year hiatus the pseudo-music fashion rag launches another investigative editorial on what’s really happening in “club-land” and unearths this staggering piece of insightful journalism: Kids like shit drugs.
Of all the drugs you could choose to rail up you tooter, why the buggering tits would you choose Mephedrone ? More to the point why the fuck would you admit to taking drugs that have the same effect as eating a kilo of Afternoon Darjeeling…. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Grrragh! Thank fuck for the new track from that sexy little gobshite Uffie. Electro with female MC’s is an absolute winner – history proves they don’t even have to be that good. right back to the days of Roxanne Shante, JJ FAD et al. …..Check it – here’s what she looks like:
More to the point – this is what she sounds like.
Uffie – MC’s Can Kiss – download here
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Pupa Jim – I Am A Robot
7 Feb2010
8-Bit Digital Reggae- In a Galaxy far, far away the never-to-act-outside-of -the-franchise Mark Hamell wanders into a Tatooine cafe. Young Skywalker is surrounded aliens drinking, smoking and getting hammered – in the background the famous Cantina Band pipe out John Williams future jazz.
Trying to imagine what music might sound like in another time and space is easy enough, actually creating it is a pretty tall order and Mr Williams scores highly for his efforts. But it would have been much better with Pupa Jim and the rest of the Jahtari rosta on stage rolling out their 8-Bit digital dub and reggae. C3Po would be doing buckets in the corner and R2D2 would be nailing a couple of midget hookers from Alderaan. Meanwhile Luke Skywalker would be at the bar lamenting the future of his acting career and sobbing into his Babycham. How the fuck did that lump of wet tissue became a Jedi?
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- In: reggae
SHADRACK AND THE MANDEM
6 Feb2010
Well if this isn’t just about the funniest fucking thing on the internet right now I will rub my bell end vigorously with a rusty rasp file. The punchline is right at the end so stick with it, you will be rewarded.
- In: Uncategorized
Elite Force – Redlights and Lazers
5 Feb2010
Just as Elite Force is taking flack for turning his back on Breaks, he spins round and plants this one right in the collective kisser and just to piss everyone off he calls it Tech-Funk.
Relentless breakbeat done better than Breaks does it and then doesn’t call it Breaks.
Cheeky fucker. Gold Star, Mister Force.
To the Naughty Step with you, Breaks!
Holy Shit that’s a great name -Naughty Step.
As defined by breakbeat that doesn’t want to be sullied with the down-trodden, dirty word of “Breaks” . Embarrassed Breaks if you will. Naughty Step – yagetme?
Loudat : “So your playing Breaks again then mister Elite Force?”
Elite Force ” Nah, Nah, it’s not breaks mate”
Loudat ” Sounds like Breaks though”
Elite Force “Fuck you – it’s not breaks”
Loudat “Sounds like Breaks.”
Elite Force ” Up yours – this is Naughty-Step , you don’ even knoooooeeew”
Loudat “Can I bum you now?”
- In: Uncategorized
The Raleigh Grifter was one of those items that is intrinsicly linked to the eighties. Along with the Parker hooded jacket and Embassy Focus Points. It was an object of desire for many of the yoot dem in the Thatcher years. For what reason remains unclear because it was actually really quite shit. It had square tyres which made it impossible to corner at speed and it weighed about the same as a terraced council house. Complete gash. It wasn’t possible to gain speed on a grifter, you simply gained momentum. .
So here’s a dubstep rerub of Deamau5 by a chap called Grifta – and just like the bike it’s big, thick framed, and weighs an absolute tonne. You could try and jump the local ditch on it.
DeadMau5- Faxing Berlin – Grifta Dubstep Remix
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- In: dubstep
Tellefunk – Tellefunk 09
3 Feb2010
When it comes to proper electro, Europeans shit on the Americans from an almighty height. It’s the same formula:stripped back beats, heavy sub bass and the obligatory vocoder but just done with so much more sophistication than the yanks. Sorry ,America. Here by example Croations Tellefunk pilot a Stratofortress full of bum slurry and open the bomb bay doors over Florida.
Tellefunk – Tellefunk 09
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Surgeon – Food For Thought Mix
2 Feb2010
Legendary Rolling Techno
Do you like techno? Oh jolly good, why not let Surgeon take you merrily by the paw and join him on a wonderful adventure into the world of the hypnotic groove.As you skip with gay abandon through the blossoming fields of 909’s and feel the gentle breeze of syncopated rhythm wash across your smiling face you’ll soon realise things aren’t going to go to plan.
The gentle grip that led you by the hand tightens, the friendly façade shatters and suddenly you’re plunged into a world of fierce electronic music. Surgeon ruthlessly twists off your arm and proceeds to beat you half to death with a bloodied, splintered rotator cuff. With a deft crack of his fist he splits open your skull like a rotten egg and proceeds to gorge on the grey trifle of your brains. You’re left for dead, screaming for your mum like you’ve just been jailed for life.
Go Techno!
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Geeneus – Raggoo
1 Feb2010
Free dubstep riddims
Oooh, moody press picture. This chap looks serious. Have we interrupted Geeneus committing a petty crime? Perhaps he is breaking into an Austin Metro to display on the school field in front of his underage girlfriend. See how the pre-teen pregnancies billow and coo at his stunning display of dexterity and daring as he donuts the rusty go cart across the cricket wicket.
Fortunately Geeneus has changed his ways and turned his hand to music production and is handing out 4 free riddims for your enjoyment. Oi Donna, check out my handbrake!
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- In: dubstep
DJ Zinc featuring Miss Dynamite – Wile Out
29 Jan2010
Shortly after a string of successful hits Ms Dynamite tumbled from the public imagination into the obscurity of motherhood. From scintillating pop starlet to fractious,zombie mum all at the grunt of a cunt. Kapow. There was some half arsed attempt to revive her career with some unremarkable collaborations and then there was a hilarious incident with a Radio 1 phone in that nearly slipped under the radar. Sarah Cox announced on daytime Radio 1 that she had free tickets to give away to attend an exclusive Ms Dynamite performance in West London. The switchboard didn’t so much as cough. Te He.
Unperturbed she continues to claw her way back into the industry teaming up with some credible producers – she banged out an awesome track “Lions Den” with the NextMen and now she turns up on Zinc’s crack house. The trusted path from the underground to the top is a far better route to be taking.
So ladies, if you think having a kid will have a detrimental effect on your career – take heart in Ms Dynamite, you’ll get the same amount of takers for tickets to your live performance as she did. Strike out, Sister.
DJ Zinc Feat Miss Dynamite -Wile Out
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- In: house