CHUNKY INDUSTRIAL BASS from Pev and Kowton. Stright off the Bristol docks, bruv. Fresh out of a nigerians arse, it’s still warm but you can’t smell it. £100 to you, moy luvver.
CLASSIC TRACKSUIT BREAK I like to see scantily clad sluts gyrating around a pool as much as the next guy but you have to admit, home-brew Hip-Hop videos do have a certain charm.
DOPE DEBUT DROPS Cropper gets pressed up on a limited run of 12″s by the golden eared Blah Blah Blah records (nice work, BBB)
Packing the intergalactic dancefloor cruiser “Drift” with the essential subbed-out “Deeper” on the flip this is one of the strongest debut cuts you’ll find.
Buy 3 copies – one to play, one to keep and one to sell when you run out of crack.
Or buy a digital copy and keep off drugs.